my nephews

I haven't seen her yet :(

I miss her

Grand Opening of Atlantis Hotel in Dubai

Joke

Wife says to husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am?? Mc Donalds??

I believe it

• fights and arguments that two people together means that they do not like each other, and fighting is not the two together means that they do not like each other.
• that no matter how good and sincere friend may occasionally cause discomfort, we will have to forgive him for.
• that true friendship continues to grow even in the farthest distance.
• In a moment that we can do something for the entire life brings pain to our hearts
• takes a lot of time to the person I want to become
• always be those who like them with sincere words and tell me nice and friendly because it may be the last time they see.
• We're responsible for things that we do, regardless of what we feel.
• attitude and mentality that if I do not mind control, he shall bring me under their control.
• The hero is one who is doing something that should be done when, does, regardless of its consequences.
•  We expect that sometimes those in distress and helplessness often strike us, help us and save us are coming.
• sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but it makes me a right to be a ruthless and brutal.
• that regardless of how the world because our hearts are broken sorrow will not stop us from moving back.

Coffee Cake

You will need:

200g butter 200g caster sugar 4 medium eggs 200g self-raising flour 1 tsp baking powder 2 tbsp instant coffee 100g walnuts 100ml water 200g butter 300g icing sugar 2 tbsp coffee Sponge mixture: Heat your oven to 170C/fan 150C/gas mark 3. Line a deep 20cm loose-based or spring form cake tin. Beat 200g butter and 200g caster sugar together with electric beaters and then beat in 4 eggs, 200g self-raising flour and 1 teaspoon of baking powder Coffee & Walnuts: Dissolve 2 heaped tablespoons of instant coffee in 100ml water, then beat in 1 tablespoon of this into the cake mixture. Add up to another tablespoon little by little until the mixture drops easily off the spoon. Keep the rest of the coffee mixture for the icing. Also stir in 50g walnuts, snapping them in half as you drop them into the bowl. Bake: Spoon the mixture into the tin, level the top and bake for 40 minutes or until a skewer comes out cleanly. When it's ready, turn the cake out of the tin and leave to cool. Icing:To make the icing, beat 200g butter until soft and then beat in 200g icing sugar followed by the remaining coffee mixture, little by little. Stop when you have a depth of colour and flavour that you like. If the icing looks a little soft, beat in extra icing sugar. Decorate: When it's cool, cut the cake into 3 slices horizontally and then sandwich the layers together with some of the icing; you need a reasonably thick layer. Cover the top of the cake with the rest of the icing and decorate with walnuts.